The Woods

An Terminology also known as The Forest, a large area of land covered with lots of Trees.

YouTuber: let's go into the woods at 3 am
viewers: what is this shit

by JTube July 9, 2019

Wood

male genitalia hanging off a man

Yad has a small wood

by gayshfganshaj January 12, 2021

logan woods

Logan woods is a pretty amazing shy sweet guy. You will never be able to explain how you feel about him, to anyone. He probably doesn't know how you feel about him yet, don't be afraid to tell him! He sends mixed messages and isn't ever sure of his feelings. One day he will be wanting to be with you then one day he's with another girl. Logan woods will always want to know where you are and what your doing, he is a very sweet protective guy. He is very easy going and relaxed when it comes to heated situations. DONT BE A BITCH. He wIll act laid back but is still sensitive and will be hurt.

Me: Logan woods is shy but very confident!
Friend: do you know him?
Me: of course I do.
Friend: I cant believe it, he's so amazing.

by Yupyupyupyup February 15, 2015

Snuggle Wood

When a couple wake up and snuggle in the morning and the guy has morning wood.

Damn woman that's the best snuggle wood I've ever had.

by Car Wash Man March 11, 2021

Chucking wood

Term for masterbation

Last night, we caught little Joey chucking wood to the Sears catalog

by anonymous June 9, 2024

Klaus in the Woods

When you take a girl for jalapeño cheddar smokie lunch and then afterwards fuck her in the ass so you can dig through the shit on your dick to find hot peppers like trying to find mushrooms in the forest.

Newbs keeps trying to feed me his famous spicy jam but I don’t trust it because I’ve heard he loves a Klaus in the Woods.

by TheFamilyCabin November 8, 2025

Wobbly Woods

A game played with the assistance of a friend, one person consumes massive amounts of alcohol and gets blind folded, you are then taken deep to a random spot in the woods where you will remove the blind fold and search for a way out of the woods.

Friend 1: yo wanna play Wobbly Woods again?

Friend 2: sure but you're gonna be the one blind folded this time, I ended up on the highway when I made it out last time

by button_on_shirt March 4, 2025