Human

A featherless bipod

Artistotle- a human is a featherless bipod
Diogenes- (starts plucking a chicken)

by john bron March 22, 2019

Human

A animal that had a brain like no other.

Written by a human.

Alien: oh look it's one of those humans, lets kill it.

by 9/11 was just a performance. March 23, 2019

human crotch rocket

A small girl with a temper that should scare you away but is so attentive you’re willing to throw caution to the wind. Like riding a fast motorcycle.

I had a date with the human crotch rocket last night!

How was it? I know she’s very aggressive!

Like riding a ninja in the rain!

You have fun though?

Omg yes!!

by Edwardreeses1125 July 3, 2023

Human

Overcomplicated doughnut with feelings.

Q: What is a human?

A: Very complicated doughnut.
A: That also can feel (optional)

by Kamy A May 2, 2021

pro-human

Supporting the prosperity, growth and other parts of advancement of the Human race.

“You will have some people getting elected as pro-human, anti-globalist but they turn out to be globalist”- Alex Jones

by Maskrade March 27, 2023

Human torch

A red hair person who usually is annoying but sometimes nice. Human torches usually have bad tempers.

Hey look at that human torch!!

by AnnNif udj November 27, 2011

human

pedophile

"that human molested my child"

by Freddy fatbear June 20, 2022