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Half a Rob

Phrase, Slang, Twitter Joke, Patreon Blunder
ˈhæf ə ˈɹɑb
1. While wearing underwear (with or without pants), one mistakenly believes they have to pass gas, but it is actually a bowl movement about to pass through the anus. Instead of the anus relinquishing the excrement, it is pulled back into the body causing a surprised reaction from the person. This may or may not result in a mark on the person's underwear.
2. When you think you need to fart but you suck it back in as the turtle kisses your underwear.
I have a tummy ache and pulled a half a rob so I had to run to the bathroom.
Half a Rob by LeaPeea May 9, 2023

half-familied 

Nicole doesn't have anyone else she lives with to help her out with her kids, so she is only half-familied.

Half-Like 

A type of video game that tries to follow in the footsteps of Half-Life, using similar elements of worldbuilding, gameplay, storytelling, and innovative gameplay.
"Vertigo 2" is a singleplayer story-driven first person shooter built from the ground up specifically for virtual reality. Its style of gameplay and storytelling makes it what is known as a "Half-Like"; a game that tries to mimic the solid foundations that made Valve's famous "Half-Life" series so great.
Half-Like by mrwallace777 May 15, 2023

Half Shorts 

What’s considered shorts for men nowadays that cover the knees and lower.

Back then (when shorts were actually short), you didn’t get judged, as a man, for wearing real man shorts that covered half your thigh or less. Nowadays you’ll get weird looks by some church freaks that think women should wear dresses that noclip through the ground.
Bob: *wears actual shorts*

Myrtle: Oh my creeps that’s sacrilege! He should only be wearing half shorts!!
Half Shorts by Chroxity3 May 23, 2023

half wall 

the spot on the ice by the hash marks on the boards. A place where hockey players receive breakout passes
The Left or right winger was waiting at the half wall in their own zone, for a breakout pass
half wall by MoeBocks May 27, 2023

Half-Dollar Pancake 

A popular breakfast in Indiana consisting of pancakes that are about twice the size of silver dollar pancakes.
The Hoosier diner serves some great half-dollar pancakes with bacon!