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Jacob tobias Howes

A man who is good at keeping scores at a primary school gala day
Head over to Jacob tobias howes after your race to get your medal
by lrentboy June 17, 2023
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how do i type

used by ppl who dont know how to type apparently
Person 1: How do i type

Person 2: ??? Wdym u just typed

Person 1: Nuh uh
by Indigoblue4002 January 22, 2025
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Hows it shaking

How to ask a guy how his masturbation went
Hey man I heard you met a hot girl, hows it shaking
by buttneck April 13, 2017
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We try our best, and yet this is how you treatise!

How a group of people grumbles regarding a supervisor, mayor, journalist, historian, or other influential mucky-muck who publishes a less-than-favorable report about said body of citizenry.
Teenage parishioners, in a letter of protest to their local abstinence-and-chastity-ranting minister who'd recently written an article admitting to having "gotten some" from one or more females other than his wife: How can you expect us to ignore our basic urges and desires when YOU YOURSELF won't even exert yourself adequately?! We try our best, and yet this is how you treatise!
by QuacksO July 9, 2023
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HOW DO I RUN

A quote said by very WEIRD people who DON'T KNOW HOW TO RUN?
Person 1: HOW DO I RUN
Person 2: Why are you asking me this, weirdo? You seem pretty weird. Go fondle some farts or something.
by someone who fondles farts. August 2, 2024
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.9.Do YOu Know How Easy It Is To Catch YOu Lying.9.

.9.Do YOu Know How Easy It Is To Catch YOu Lying.9.
.9.Do YOu Know How Easy It Is To Catch YOu Lying.9.
by Adujasty343 July 17, 2025
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