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Silky Goose

Freshly shaven man plums.

A bare-skinned scrotum stretched with a pair of testes.
You ready for your date tonight?
You know it. I got that money and she gonna love that silky goose I got for her!

Should I go out with a little downy fluff, or go full silky goose on a first date?

Patient- “Is there anything I need to do in preparation for my vasectomy?”
Doctor- “Don’t eat or drink anything after midnight. Don’t take any NSAIDs or blood thinners and if you could come in with a silky goose, that would save some time on the table.”
by Rocksmeltit May 6, 2024
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Gigity goo

Something said if the party is quiet. This word is said after a person is roasted aswell.
Alex your forehead is big as shit and you look like a potato “GIGITY GOO”.
by Goofednuts December 8, 2021
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Goose

A person who behaves in a way that is not the norm. They are quirky and more often than not choose the wrong thing when presented with options, just because...
They are adorable though😒
Look at Oscar N, he is being a goose...again.
by You_Can't_Handle_the_Truth August 30, 2019
mugGet the Goosemug.

Goose

A rookie e-girl of the exotic persuasion.
by Neko wrld June 20, 2023
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Goosing parkade in water

“I’m not a coward I ran through a ducking building on fire, Sophia. You’re a bitch
Yeah okay carter. And I walked through a goosing parkade in water”
by I’mnotextrapettyuare January 1, 2019
mugGet the Goosing parkade in watermug.

Silly Goose

Jack: "He threw water on a grease fire"
Spencer: "What a silly goose"
by Guysom January 20, 2023
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Goose Batting

A type of goose hunt that involves using a bat or a club that is swinged at the gooses head in order to kill it
Yo Jason, I had the best fucking time going goose batting. It’s the most fun way to hunt geese.
by Goose Hunter November 22, 2023
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