the gay agenda

the plan for the world domination of the homosexuals*

here's the schedule for the gay agenda, loves

7:00 AM: wake up
7:15 AM: eat breakfast
7:30 AM: take a shower
8:00 AM: do makeup
8:30 AM: get dressed
8:45 AM: go to work
9:00 AM: arrive at work and do the 9-5, maybe have a gay orgy with my SAME-SEX boss and coworkers
5:00 PM: go home
5:15 PM: eat dinner
5:45 PM: get ready for world domination...
6:30 PM: turn all the straights queer
7:00 PM: turn all the cis trans and non-binary
7:30 PM: take down all the churches, heterosexual marriages, and take over the government
8:00 PM: convert the children to homosexuality by writing gay children's books
8:30 PM: destroy anyone who doesn't comply
9:00 PM: world domination

*this is a joke, you delusional conservatives

by homoqueer69 March 18, 2023

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To meet another gay guy (or guys) for sex

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Solitary Gay

A gay man who every one knows is out yet still has 'issues'. Likes to lurk around the corners of gay bars looking miserable and not making eye contact. The exact opposite of a screaming queen.

Stop being such a solitary gay and embrace your gayness!

by Chocohate December 9, 2008

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austin ridley is a gaylord

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by Queefonmybeef August 29, 2018

Gay Dirt

(Noun, Singular) 1. An Attractive, usually heterosexual but rarely homosexual, young male whom is paid by the police to trap homosexuals. They most usually have a fuck you with a smile mentality and are Christian Fundamentalists whom are closely associated with John Walsh. 2. Any undercover agent of the police used for this purpose and intent.

1. Are you happy to see me, or are you just Gay Dirt?

by Buttfuckme June 4, 2017

Situationally Gay

Having a gay relationship with the situation or opportunity presents itself or appears attractive. The person is not necessarily gay.

No I won't march in gay pride parade, I know I make out with dude but I'm only situationally gay man.

by Sassy Butch August 13, 2008

Gay

1. A man attracted to another man
2. happy
3. something stupid that happened

1. That guy is gay!!!!!!!

2. we had a gay time together bobby *wink,wink*

3. Wow the geo homeworl is so gay...

by one Arab across the street September 23, 2010