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dick cheesellor

(noun): a portmanteau of dick cheese and chancellor, used to denote a person who has either used a position of power, real or imagined, or their own odious personality traits to position themsleves as the most grating person in the organization (i.e. the aformentioned chancellor of all nearby dick cheeses)
Man 1: Heads up they're having a meeting to announce Peterson as the new department head this afternoon.

Man 2: Oh how nice, it's like his official coronation as the new Dick Cheesellor of the office!
by HookfaceSteve March 10, 2019
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Serbian Dicked

To face fuck someone primarily through the eye socket.
Pineapple Nuts: What's up Van Cano? Where have you been all night?

Van Cano: Sorry I'm late. Mark lost a nunu hand and wouldn't pay me so I Serbian Dicked him. He won't make that mistake again.

Pineapple Nuts: Makes sense.
by Brownnuts2424 August 8, 2018
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dick chocolate

normally referring to giant butt holes exploding or the sexual term butt pirate
joe1: hey
joe2:hey
joe1:hey
joe2:hey
joe1: NIGGA SUCK ON MY GIANT DICK CHOCOLATE
by *insert smart name here* January 20, 2019
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jim dick

A "Jim Dick" is something measured in inches. It's very small and one has to mostly squint to see it. It's extremely rare for a Jim Dick to reproduce. Back in the Roman times a Jim Dick was thought of a form of mental retardation and these people were executed.
by U.N.I.T February 10, 2019
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off the dick

a phrase that means from the start, or off the jump.
how much will this cost?” “$250, off the dick.”
by chanelish February 11, 2019
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Dick-Fishing

The act of editing a dick pic on Snapchat using the scissor tool to make said dick look larger than in reality ( a bit like catfishing but with a dick pic )
Person 1: he sent me a dick pic. It looks bigger than before...
Person 2: definitely dick-fishing
by Offical_dick-fishing101 February 16, 2019
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Stitch dick

This fucking stitch dick tried to hit on me
by 12dajango June 3, 2018
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