Interrupting cow

Trick someone into saying interrupting cow who but cut them off

Knock knock
Who’s there
Interrupting cow

Interrupting co-
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by The Energy Holder May 24, 2023

King Cow

A person who is the laziest meanest shit stain around and does things to explicitly prove they are the laziest meanest shit stain around or the king of cows. The most significant and useless human standing out in the field looking clueless with bits of grass hanging out of their mouths.

Person 1: "What the fuck is Alec doing?"
Person 2: "I don't know trying to prove his King Cow. Look at him staring out there like a useless piece of shit. That's a King Cow if I've ever seen one."

by Ldread June 1, 2023

cow

your mum

your mum is a cow

by I am a monkey June 4, 2023

moo i am a cow

it is when a cow say moo but it cant be a cow so it dies

what did the one cow say to the other cow: moo i am a cow

by Rumradisse June 15, 2023

fat cow

the teacher who gives you homework

that teacher is a fat cow

by The OGBobtheDog June 18, 2023

juju the cow

The fursona of an LA comedian known by his screen name Dick Masterson. He was famous for a segment on Dr. Phil saying men are superior to women. He was also a high school prom king.

Did you know Dick Masterson dressed up as juju the cow for this year's Burning Man Festival?

by Terry Thomas Davis June 14, 2024

fat cow gravy

this is what texans call ice cream

Dell: I'll have a vanilla fat cow gravy, pardner.

by FlyingKP June 21, 2024