Up a cow's udder for a stick of butter

Used to describe someone who’s completely in a ridiculous or unlikely place, or busy doing something absurd. A bovine version of “up a hog’s ass for a ham sandwich".

"Hey, where's Bud?"

"Don't know, probably up a cow's udder for a stick of butter."

by LilJimmyB August 28, 2025

Romanian cow cruncher

When you’re interacting with an extremely thick woman and she squeezes her legs together in attempt to restrain your johnny and balls.

Watch out for those Romanian cow crunchers! Or Fricker Linda got me with Romanian cow cruncher last night.

by Romanian Cow Cruncher July 14, 2024

Cow

Threasa price

Being defined as a big fat cow who lives in 119 feild rode

by Symbludtings October 27, 2019

Pig in a cow

It is a food which consists of a sausage wrapped in pastrami and is a great midnight snack. Pig in a cow is an amazing food.

I’m really hungry so i’m gonna have the best food in the world, pig in a cow.

by potatosyummy437 March 17, 2021

cow

a pink and white thing that rolls in mud and shits bacon

person1: yo look it’s a fuckin cow man
person2: yo that shit is sexier then my girlfriend

by U don't need to know May 30, 2020

Cow Water

It means your really good at a video game.

"im cow water at this game!"

by ilovehotmoms4life December 19, 2021

Fat Cow

Average Low Intelligent, Bossy Bitch Manager At Retail Grocery Stores (Often Times They Will Appear Behind Their Co-Workers To Attempt A Heart Attack Scare)

Leshauna; I was trying to deliver my online orders and Fat Cow Appeared Behind Me!

by AverageDonglerOfSims December 13, 2023