bmft

An acronym used by Interventional Radiographers and Computed Tomography Technologists' to describe their favorite day of the week. Bagel Mother Fucking Thursday.

Guess what bitches?! It's BMFT!!!

by Torjaydo June 27, 2024

bmooting

bmooting is a variant to the millennial Arab slang bmoot, which butchers the Arabic language and combines it with English to say that the person is going to end themselves

I'm bmooting myself rn

by Juniversal July 6, 2024

BMFS

Billy Motherfuckin’ Strings
Aka the greatest guitar picker of all time

“Hey Kevin did you hear that BMFS opened up the Telluride Bluegrass Festival?”

by littlefeatenjoyer87 July 7, 2024

bmfbo

Acronym: "Blow my fucking brains out"

To be used sarcastically, generally as a response to something mundane. Good for texts/online comments.

Scenario 1)

A) "Yo bro, wanna come over and watch the new My Little Pony XXX trailer?"
B) "Sorry bro I can't"
A) "Bruh I legit am gonna bmfbo"

Scenario 2)

A) "Dude my teacher caught me gooning in the bathroom"
B) "Bruh I'm gonna bmfbo for you"

by bmfbo_man July 14, 2024

BMF

This is daddy. This is MEECH. Black Mafia Family and a deadass look - a - like that I met in Biloxi that looks like Michael B Jordan fr too but still that is still BMF and Daddy cuz I’m scared to let him smash cuz this snow bunny really ain’t got no way to go back and forth to pretend like better could be better than that. I’d rather prob never know. #butwouldi?

BMF daddy cuz MEECH

“Snow bunny wants BMF”

“I know she just met him on a business trip last weekend while walking to the liquor store and going to a girlfriends house”

by Bunnicula 🐇🍷 August 2, 2024

bmmtf

Beating my meat to finalina

omg im legit bmmtf rn

by E2Trapz August 18, 2024

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This is the result of a bored person entering every key on their keyboard from right to left, bottom to top, while alternating every other key. This person is likely trying to do school work and decided they would look to see if the urban dictionary has it defined. d:

One is so bored that they had bmvncbxvzcjlhkgjfhdgsfadipuoyituryetwrqe on their search bar.

by mogf January 26, 2025