AQT / Angry Quick Time 

AQT = Angry Quick Time
Term used for a person that has gotten angry at something, and u say angry quicktime to take the piss.

Person 1: For FUCKS SAKE that bastard is pissin me off!
Person2: Why u gettin AQT / Angry Quick Time

AQT / Angry Quick Time by AQT 4 January 24, 2010

I'm not angry

......-_-. Obviously, I'm really angry, don't annoy me, get lost please.

Tanya : "Are you angry?"

Wendy : "....I'm not angry"

Tanya : "Are you sure? Are you mad at me?"

Wendy : ".-_-^..no.."

Tanya : "Then what's wrong???"

Wendy : "...............You."

I'm not angry by Lollica May 12, 2010

The Angry Baker 

When you stick your dick in a loaf of bread then fuck a girl to give her a yeast infection

My girlfriend was being a bitch so I gave her the angry baker.

The Angry Baker by JimmyRude December 29, 2007

The Angry Couch Potatos 

When two dudes get into a confrontation that escalates to the point that one dude makes a completely irrational decision.

Said arguer proceeds to remove all clothing except the shirt on his back and try's to put his genitalia on or around the others face by way of force.

"Dude, you put your ASSHOLE COVERED FINGER in my MOUTH!!!"

"Wait, what are you doing? "(alarmed)

"I CANT BELIEVE YOU PUT YOUR ASSHOLE JUICE IN MY MOUTH!!!!!!"

"Stop! Why are you mostly naked?!!"

( Arguer proceeds to try and deliver The Angry Couch Potatos on the other's face. All else are in awe of current situation)

The Angry Couch Potatos by icomefromalanddownunder June 2, 2009

The Angry Dike

When a woman sexually stimulates a man's penis either orally or manually until he is moments away from cumming. She then firmly presses down on his urethra, causing the ejaculate to retract back into his shaft. This action is comparable to the boy who stuck his finger in the dike which consequently plugged the dam in Holland. This is extremely painful and emotionally scarring for a man, yet very pleasing for a woman if the fucker deserved it.

Sophia: Tom is such an asshole, why did you go home with him from the party last night?
Kayla: Oh that's okay, I teased the hell out of him and then gave him the angry dike.

Sophia: Oh damn!

The Angry Dike by kaybearbee September 25, 2011

The Angry Doorknob

The angry doorknob is a sexual move in which the performer of the move finishes fucking their partner, punches them in the face and sits on their face and farts while they are stunned.

That bitch was giving me lip so i gave her the angry doorknob.

The Angry Doorknob by therealXII September 7, 2009

The Angry Torpedo 

to grunt and force a log of shit out of your ass with such ferocity that you get a splatter effect on the inside of the toilet (if done too forcefully you may get some kickback so be cautious when performing in stalls.) CAUTION!: do not attempt The Angry Torpedo when you have the drizzling shits as you may effectively blow your colon.

Man, I was feeding this chick a hot lunch last night, but I was so constapated that I shot off an Angry Torpedo by accident and took out her left eye.

The Angry Torpedo by Stacker February 26, 2004