Alabama Crab Trap

When a bearded man is going down on a questionable street professional and her crabs get infested into his beard

He had to shave his beard off after get caught in the Alabama Crab Trap last week

by Ridge Reaper March 11, 2021

alabama whore

a whore that just so happens to be your sister

whoa, sis, you’re an alabama whore?!

by jw_lkr September 17, 2021

Alabama Toss-Up

When you see a couple that looks suspiciously like siblings

Were Jack and Meg White siblings or were they together?
I don’t know fam, it’s a good ol’ Alabama toss-up

by itslinacolada November 02, 2021

Alabama Lipstick

When a guy gives his girlfriend oral sex while she is on her period and he gets red lips from her blood.

Kevin is into all kinds of kinky stuff. Even if his girlfriend is on her rag, he likes to get a dose of Alabama lipstick. He is such a man whore.

by 19Itsuki87 September 13, 2021

Alabama Meow

Where you accidentally have sex with your cat, because you've mistaken them for your sister.

Oh no, I've just done an Alabama Meow!

by Alabama Meow February 07, 2022

Alabama Oatmeal

Before fucking you put oatmeal in your partners asshole and give them anal once they cum you use the cum as milk and the oatmeal.

I was fucking my pug batman and gave him an Alabama Oatmeal.

by Noah666999 October 18, 2019

Alabama twerking

The act of twerking but just not doing it the way it should be done. Although it can look sexy as hell in return it can be mistaken for humping a goldfish. This act is also known as the Nathan Fisher..

I seen this homeless guy by the exit ramp doing the Alabama twerking for cigarettes.

by Twerkinggoldfish October 28, 2023