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Wet Willy Nelson

Licking your finger or fingers and sticking them in someone's butt hole
Dude wtf! why'd you just give me that wet Willy Nelson i was trying to pick up the soap!
by IAmTheBird August 7, 2021
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Willy

Euphemism for penis used by children to stop them using vulgar slang to describe their dong.
My willy is king size.
by UltimateDoge June 4, 2021
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Pink Willie

Like a Wet Willie but to the eye.

Since feces is commonly found on human hands and fingers, when in contact with the eye causes “pink” eye.
As I was resting in my recliner, my daughter gave me a Pink Willie. It felt like my eyelashes were glued together.
by 9 toe stud June 11, 2021
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free willy

Actually urinating, but hands free at a urinal. Specifically to rip key bumps with your other two hands, semi-discretely.

This is an advanced maneuver, for seasoned pros. Those who have sleight of hand, situational awareness, and lack of both patience and fucks to give.
Dude, there was a big line for the stall, I just went for it, free willy style, smooth as butter. Didn't want to miss the next set.
by Shepshape June 22, 2021
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The iowa wet willy

It is when a man is having s3x and is about to cum and pulls out and yells alashazam and cums in her ear.
Bob is talking to tom.

Bob:so i heard you were getting sum

Tom: yes i think im gonna give her The iowa wet willy.
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Willy Wonka

Willy Wonka or Willy My Wonka occurs during a threesome. The Wonka gets deepthroated and with the thick deepthroat saliva dripping from the erect cock the Willy rubs his dick against it. Hence the saying “Do you want to Willy My Wonka”?
Hence the sayingDo you want to Willy Wonka”?
by sagdshgsdrterrrr June 24, 2021
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