by JBopizzle April 20, 2011

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 8, 2025

A long necked zebra. People may think that it is labelled a ‘giraffe’ but that is completely a myth and those people that think lOnG nEcKeD zEbRaS are giraffes are completely ironic. Obviously, long necked zebras are the king of animals and should be hailed as god throughout the world. A zebra that is thought to be a giraffe wearing white and black bow ties, but is really a zebra that has a long neck. Praised by many is this long necked zebra. It lives everywhere including under your fingernails because they kicked the giraffes out.
‘ Oh my, is that a giraffe?’
“No, it is just a long necked zebra”
Definition of a long zebras: A supposedly giraffe but is really a zebra with an incredibly tall and sturdy neck that is used for preying on poor, greedy, and selfish humans. Can be tamed but will eventually grow wings and fly away if kept in captivity for too long. Tie up with chains made out of cheese for they are allergic to dairy.
“No, it is just a long necked zebra”
Definition of a long zebras: A supposedly giraffe but is really a zebra with an incredibly tall and sturdy neck that is used for preying on poor, greedy, and selfish humans. Can be tamed but will eventually grow wings and fly away if kept in captivity for too long. Tie up with chains made out of cheese for they are allergic to dairy.
by Flyingteakettle July 24, 2021

Private First Class McBozo, have you loaded loaded all the crates upside down, as we spoke of before?
PFC McBozo: But Sarge, it’s not how I usually stack crates — actually, yes Sir, Seargeant Jihadicus
SGT Jihadicus: Damn straight, as long as we tracking.
PFC McBozo: But Sarge, it’s not how I usually stack crates — actually, yes Sir, Seargeant Jihadicus
SGT Jihadicus: Damn straight, as long as we tracking.
by Jenna Side Theghaiz November 14, 2023

by Joel the shoe cleaner. July 14, 2023

by LC Gilly November 2, 2022

The long lad is best described as a big gangly streak of misery.Someone fond of super splits that looks the image of the star of Wallace and Gromit, Victor Quarermaine,he generally would lack an ability to play golf and indeed rugby
by Bigsam1 October 11, 2018
