Waffles

Food of the gods

Up in heaven, you can eat infinite waffles. At the same time, if you wanted to.

by Flatblok71 September 27, 2020

Sloppy Waffle

When a man puts a tennis racket on a partner's face and comes all over it.

I gave her a huge load for our sloppy waffle last night!

by Sarcia26 August 12, 2019

Waffle

To hit with a car and leave the waffled imprint of your tire on the animal

Oops, I really waffled that squirrel back there.

by VAKI5 August 18, 2003

Waffle

Widely known as the name of a popular breakfast food, the word Waffle also describes the most beloved and awesome dog you ever owned. This dog was likely a companion, best friend, and part of the family. You will love other dogs, but they will never be your Waffle. Derived from “Chicken and Waffles,” an exceptionally awesome breakfast dish.

I loved all of the dogs of owned, but Bruno was my Waffle.

by EliaWolff October 25, 2025

Waffle Formation

Batter forming the shape of a waffle.

Yo man, I ate that batter as soon as it made a waffle formation.

by Da Waffleman June 22, 2009

chocolate waffle

put your penis in a waffle iron then pour chocolate on it

i gave jon a chocolate waffle because he fell assleep first

by joshssexslave September 30, 2022

blue waffle falafel

When a middle eastern person gets blue waffle, yummy

Person 1: whats that disease nadiya has?
Person 2: ahhh, blue waffle falafel

by wazirzakir July 12, 2016