Twat Waffle

When you're so batshit crazy, even you're elitist cohorts are afraid to kick you out.

Pelosi is a twat waffle.

by J-Patriot July 23, 2021

Wanking Waffle Stomper

This is when someone simultaneously jerks off and takes a shit whilst also taking a shower.

Yo, did you hear about that wanking waffle stomper Timmy did last night?

by ThunderBunda April 14, 2025

crotch waffles

herpes; or kids who camp in call of duty 4

I hate crotch waffles on the xbox.

by lupert2869 April 13, 2009

eggo waffle looking bitch

An eggo waffle looking bitch is a term used by white middle schoolers who are cussing out their beautiful young substitute teacher. The origin of the word is unknown but most likely pulled out of this young lad's ass.

That substitute teacher man, she's an eggo waffle looking bitch.

by substituteteacher March 11, 2023

waffle trot

To trot whilst carrying a mattress on your back

That waffle trotting bastard is making off with mattress again

by tenderbeefqueef January 28, 2017

Waffling

Bullshitting.

"Did you hear Mike waffling that girl about how he served in the military?"

by Droxxy January 13, 2016

Rusty Waffle Maker

When a person lays on their side, defecates on their own leg and then squeezes it between their thighs into a patty similar to a waffle.

This dude asked if I liked mud pies, then proceeded to demonstrate a Rusty Waffle Maker.

by felix badcock March 31, 2024