Wack the Weed

The act of placing the roach of a pre-roll into yours or a friend’s urethra (aka Sounding) while he jacks off and blowing the smoke up the shaft.

Hey bro I just have a little left of this blunt, wanna wack the weed?

by Factsareallies May 15, 2025

The Guatemalan Weed Wacker

Inserting a string of jalapeños connected by dental floss or string into someone's anus and then yanking them out while making engine sounds.

I gave that bitch the guatemalan weed wacker last night bro!

by cruxiql July 2, 2025

the real housewives of barrett weed

these are some iconic girls who are theatre maniacs and obsessed with mean girls. They stay up until early hours in the morning being iconic and they all have a really nice friendship.

those the real housewives of barrett weed girls are so iconic!

by just a musical theatre gal May 12, 2020

Mr. weed

A nickname for that one person in your friend group who you suspect to be a homosexual.

Named after Peter griffin’s boss at the happy-go-lucky toy factory who was heavily implied-but never explicitly stated- to be gay

Friend 1: can you guys make a nickname for me that’s not a gay joke

Friend 2: sure, how about Mr. weed

Friends 1 & 3: *laughter*

Friend 2’s internal monologue: he has no idea

by 18 is a great number January 12, 2024

wee-wee'd up

A sexist (and generally racist) term used for males solving an argument by comparing the size or length of specific body parts.

Gal: President Obama is really calling out the Senators about health insurance reform.
Guy: Yeah, he's not afraid to get wee-wee'd up.

by Ben Dover Franken August 22, 2009

wee-wee'd up

What an egotistical megalomaniac says when he does not get his way to criticize those who don't agree with him.

American People: " we don't want to spend trillions on nationalized health care that will lead to rationing of care and the elderly and infirm will be counseled on ways to end their lives."

The Boss "Don't get all wee-wee'd up. Why aren't you buying into all my schemes anymore?"

by Huff Dodger August 26, 2009

wee-wee'd up

A completely ridiculous phrase used by incompetent affirmative-action beneficiaries in high office.

"There is something about August going into September where everybody in Washington gets all wee-wee'd up!"

by KB Funk August 21, 2009