Vagina wielder

One who possesses a vagina

“Are you homosexual?”
“Nah I’m married to a vagina wielder “

by ClappinCoronaCheeks69 March 23, 2021

vagina-ing

The act by which a girl senselessly divulges all of her most inner thoughts and pent-up emotions to a boy in a desperate attempt to sanction inner well-being and initiate a kind of false attraction between herself and the boy. This act, by nature, is most often preceded by self detriment and only instigated by girls who lack sufficient self-esteem to derive enough sense and self-motivating thoughts from their effeminately enculturated brains to avoid pestering the boy in the first place.

"Dude! Last night Tiffany kept vagina-ing all over me! I couldn't get her to shut up!"

Oh man, that sucks. I would hate to see your phone bill this month.

by Antivan June 5, 2011

elastic vagina

A vagina that can be abused in any way shape or form then shrinks back up when you are done with it

The female was still tight after 12 dudes thanks to her elastic vagina!

by Homie D. Clown March 2, 2014

Vagina Fit

When a women is being a bitch almost like she 's PMSing.

Is Alden having another vagina fit?

by Plutoniumxzombie September 29, 2008

Joel's Vagina

THE BEST PART ABOUT JOEL, it has 2 soft pillows and nice crevases

michael- have you seen joel's vagina yet
tom- no! but i wont too

by pussssssssssyEATER September 5, 2016

vagina poisoning

When a male ditches his friends and family over a vagina because he has been poisoned by said vagina. Symptoms include sudden disappearances, ignored phone calls and texts, utter denial of vagina's ugliness and wrongdoings, and psycho babble about how great the new vagina is. Although this is not contagious, it can be harmful to all those who were close to the male suffering from vagina poisoning. Almost all cases of vagina poisoning have been spawned by a succubus.

Q: Why hasn't John returned my texts and why is he still seeing Laura after she cheated on him?

A: He has vagina poisoning.

by Ginger I. Tis August 16, 2010

yogurt vagina

When you put cold yogurt on a spoon and shove it inside a woman's vagina.

Ex. "She was moaning so loud when I gave her the yogurt vagina!"

by TheSilentStalker July 7, 2016