O-ticket

The ticket you thought was to Ontario, Canada that actually took you to Ontario, California. (Or any other such mix-up).

I meant to go to Disney World, but guess I bought a an O-ticket to Disneyland instead

by Tweedle Dee September 18, 2012

McDickle Tickle

That feeling you get, while rolling home from the bar, that you need to swing through the McDonald's drive-thru to satisfy your drunken hunger.

"Ah man, that band was AWESOME."
"Yeah, but now I've got the McDickle Tickle, hey (designated driver's name here), swing by McDick's on the way."

by CryingPrunes December 5, 2012

parking ticket

an unpleasant surprise

a Roman Catholic family in a mainly WASP neighborhood comes home to find the words alieni ite domum scratched into their front door.

the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederists again. What a parking ticket.

by Sexydimma March 25, 2013

Turtle Ticket

A ticket given to you when you are driving too slow.

If you drive underneath 20 miles per hour, you will get a turtle ticket. This is a highway.

by i8toast April 11, 2013

Trickle-Tickle

The tingling sensation signaling that you reaaaaaaally gotta pee.

John: Hey man, why you walking funny?

James: I got dat trickle-tickle going on, might piss my pants!

by toolsquatch October 9, 2013

Meat Ticket

An old slang term for a soldier's identification tags.

We took his meat ticket before burying him

by MrKnowitLess January 1, 2014

Wet Tickle

When a dog licks a child's face, it is commonly referred to as a "wet tickle"

"Aww the doggie gave me a wet tickle!"

by DustyDanger23 February 27, 2014