Canadian Cowboy Hat

A Canadian Cowboy Hat is when you when you wear some who just gave birth's placenta as a hat.

I did a Canadian Cowboy Hat when my wife gave birth to out first-born.

by POROMONHATER1 December 11, 2024

emergency hard hat

A construction type hard hat kept in the trunk of an automobile for shit emergencies allowing wearer "no questions asked" free access to tens of thousands of Porta Potties nationwide.

When I wear my emergency hard hat,I can use the Porta-John at any construction site and nobody gives me a second glance.

by wolfbait51 August 7, 2011

Party Hat

Another name for a bulging erection. Sometimes referred to as rise in the Levis, pitched tent, or hound mound.

As soon as she walked into the room every straight guy in the place had on a party hat.

by Raidneck88 January 18, 2019

Shuichi's hat

A hat worn by Shuichi Saihara from DanganronpaV3

Extremely aggravating to some people

An emo hat that looks like it was copy and pasted onto each sprite, then adjusted with a perspective tool as needed.

Me: oh my gosh it's shuichi!!111!!
My friend: I swear to fucking god that Shuichi's Hat is going to give an aneurysm

by Keni_ii February 24, 2022

jailhouse hat trick

Getting anally fucked by three guys in one sitting

Sheila took a jailhouse hat trick today

by TheHolyMess May 2, 2016

Drug hat

A drug hat is a very stylish hat with a pocket on the inside of the hat, used to hide drugs from the ops

friend 1: hey have you seen my drug hat?
Friend 2: is it the hella fresh one with the drugs in it?
Friend 1: yeah thats the one

by uSbdmsnd April 21, 2021

rash hat

When one preforms anal sex without lubrication, and gets a nasty rash around the penis.

Man I got a nasty rash hat last night, I knew I should have looked for the lube longer.

by gay rights for women on men April 1, 2015