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A shower with Kevin

The act of getting kneed up the ass so hard that you can feel your hip bone shatter and your ribs cracking.
*Guy 1 walks up to Guy 2 laying on the ground moaning in pain*

Guy 1: Yo bro what happened?
Guy 2: I don't know man it happened so fast. I think some guy made me take a shower with Kevin.
by TheAlmightyChadd November 15, 2018
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Kevin

Kevin is someone that clings to your side unconditionally and lovingly.He genuinely loves spending time with you and making you feel like the number one person on his mind.He’s honest and loyal at heart and seems to have everything together.Kevin likes to shine he has an ego and can be a bit cocky, but isn’t he worth all the rave because he just about touches everything you can ever want in a guy.He is reassuring,He is a lil insecure about how you may see him so always tell him he is soo handsome .He loves when you care because it makes him feel like he’s doing his job .So be nice but not too nice because he likes a little assertive and aggressiveness in his loving relationship.
Kevin- “ Someone is interested and won’t take there eyes off me to look away for a second”-“He seems so in control of the crowd and aware of how his impact toward others ..must be a Kevin”
by HeartN November 3, 2023
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Kevin

HIM
Kevin is HIM
by YESSIR😎 February 8, 2023
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Kevin

A mystique character. Extremely sexy. Can often be overly-feminine. Some Kevin’s may even be labeled flamboyant or even homosexual. Kevin’s tend to be rather witty, intelligent, kind, down-to-earth, hard-working men. Kevin is very shy, but the life of the party. His dark outer demeanor may come off cocky, but he’s the polar opposite. Has a deep love for his family/friends, arts, cooking, sports, music and craftsmanship. He’s a huge softie, with a geeky side. But only his close friends know of his nerdy side. His presence captures those who sets eyes on him. His smile and laugh just makes you melt. You can trust him with your darkest secrets, and they’ll never escape his lips. He’s a beautiful god of sex with an aura calmer than ocean waves. Often scared of non-scary things, a Kevin can be quite the scary-cat. But, don’t tempt him. His sweet smile and kindness can quickly turn violent. But don’t worry, he wouldn’t hurt a fly. Kevin protects those he loves and even any stranger in his path. Don’t cross him, because you might mess up your chances with him. You can’t help but to stare into his eyes and his beautiful lips. He has a way with nature, children, loves football, sports, and manly stuff. He’s loyal, extremely honest and won’t waste time setting the record straight. He’s a fighter for what’s right. You don’t want to lost a friend named Kevin. Trust me, Kevin’s totally worth it. I just love my Kevin.
“Kevin is such a boy toy!”
“Have you seen his smile? Ugh- Kevin is just so dreamy!”
by Tigerlover85 January 28, 2022
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Kevin Nana Kwame

Damn is that Kevin Nana Kwame. Overly trim
by NanaKwamz March 24, 2025
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Kevin Colby Hebert

Also known as a young Bob Patrick, Kevin Colby Hebert is the ultimate anal animal savage. He enjoys long walks on the beach and stimulating an innocent boys butt hole. (preferably 4-12 year olds). While scared to use his real name by the fear of being found and captured, Kevin uses the name "COBRA".
Hey Sammi, dont stay out too late, you dont want Kevin Colby Hebert to get your booty.

I wont mom.
by BUTT KISSER May 29, 2012
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Kevin

A name basically with a huge dick. He likes running for the team. He also likes playing instruments. He has a great personallity in his life.
Oh my god! I want to see kevin run and play his instrument so bad!
by Error 404. :) March 7, 2017
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