by Cork888 October 6, 2020
Get the cracker packmug. by Gatortail17 January 13, 2019
Get the Ass Crackermug. Saltine crackers topped with a spread of pre-chewed saltine crackers. A popular snack and Kelly's sleepovers.
To make Kelly Crackers:
1. Chew up some saltines
2. Use your tongue to spread the chewed saltine onto a still-in-tact saltine
3. Serve this to your party guests - don't tell them what the spread is unless they specifically ask.
To make Kelly Crackers:
1. Chew up some saltines
2. Use your tongue to spread the chewed saltine onto a still-in-tact saltine
3. Serve this to your party guests - don't tell them what the spread is unless they specifically ask.
by christasaurusrex May 15, 2019
Get the kelly crackersmug. A ridiculous racist white skinned person, who will take the Race out of every setting regardless good or bad. Crackers will manipulate you thinking they are the most harmless race since it’s a white mans country. White people are not crackers but crackers are white people. Dirty white people are crackers. Ironic dirty whites made racism a thing and still are shitting on blacks to this day.
Cracker: blacks are ruining this country once again by stealing,looting,robbing they make up 99% of crimes in this country!
White guy: my coworkers at McDonald’s are black and they seem civilized?
Cracker: don’t trust them they have an unknown disease that I can’t think of in all of them.
White guy: we literally Stole a bunch of shit from Walmart before stop being a cracker! A thief is a thief
White guy: my coworkers at McDonald’s are black and they seem civilized?
Cracker: don’t trust them they have an unknown disease that I can’t think of in all of them.
White guy: we literally Stole a bunch of shit from Walmart before stop being a cracker! A thief is a thief
by Normalhuman77 December 25, 2023
Get the Crackermug. by OG Crackerman March 31, 2022
Get the Cracker Movemug. by EliteJay April 3, 2021
Get the cocaine crackermug. An annoying, stereotypical white female. A white female who typically likes country music, or listens to Taylor swift. They usually would do these annoying things like (yap), which means talking a lot, especially very loud. Another thing they would do is be loud, and eat the popular snack franchise Takis, Hot Cheetos, Hot Fries, or any other hot food with spices. Usually, they would most of the time drink a latte from popular fast food restaurant "Starbucks". They would usually drink this, but that would be a backup drink most of the time. Most of the time, they would drink these water cups called (Stanley Cups). Stanley Cups are another metal bottle drink like any other brand would, because the government and F.D.A doesn't have anything else better to do.
To spot a cracker girl, they usually have the height around of 4'9 - 5'1. They have blonde hair, or dirty blonde hair. Sometimes can be red headed but that's a rare chance. They can either blue or brown eyes. They always wear bright, blue denim, ripped jeans. They'll usually most of the time drop their loud metal Stanley Cups, or communicating to other cracker girls. You would usually see them with always the latest IPhone model for no reason. Usually, their social romantic partner would be described as either tall usually around 6'3-6'9, they would have either dirty blonde hair or is brunette. Their hair is usually any type of taper, most of the time a middle taper with a fade. Usually rude, doesn't have a future, vapes"
To spot a cracker girl, they usually have the height around of 4'9 - 5'1. They have blonde hair, or dirty blonde hair. Sometimes can be red headed but that's a rare chance. They can either blue or brown eyes. They always wear bright, blue denim, ripped jeans. They'll usually most of the time drop their loud metal Stanley Cups, or communicating to other cracker girls. You would usually see them with always the latest IPhone model for no reason. Usually, their social romantic partner would be described as either tall usually around 6'3-6'9, they would have either dirty blonde hair or is brunette. Their hair is usually any type of taper, most of the time a middle taper with a fade. Usually rude, doesn't have a future, vapes"
by Im/Not/Urban November 30, 2024
Get the Cracker Girlmug.