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Vestigal Text

A text message wherein the original thread is seriously out of date
Tom - Did you read my new test?
Emmett - Yes but it included that fucking vestigal text thread that you sent me 6 months ago and I got confused
by Salinasone November 18, 2021
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text-composition butler

A "gentleman's gentleman" who's mainly tasked with proofreading his fumble-fingered master's hastily-composed missives, essays, and other literary creations, pointing out and/or correcting all the errors, and then either passing the resulting "perfected" paperwork back to his boss, or sending said correspondence on its way to it intended recipients.
As clever and talented as Jeeves was, it's entirely probable that he could have also served the dim-witted Bertie Wooster in the role of text-composition butler; perhaps he might instead have suavely suggested that, "You might want to consider a modern word-processor, Sir... it will underline spelling and grammar errors for you, so that you can correct them immediately as you go along."
by QuacksO April 29, 2019
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Drunk texting

Drinking 1 or more beers then texting in mars
We get it bubba your drunk texting in mars”
by Psedhduru July 15, 2019
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Reeky text

Texting someone in a manner that is annoying and derogatory, especially if it is a common occurance.
"I'll give you my boyfriend's number as long as you promise not to reeky text him every five minutes"
"I do not reeky text!"
"Last time you stole my phone you spammed him with messages calling him a fuckboy and worse."
by ReekyTexter May 12, 2021
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text boner

Noun.

Used as a way to show sexual excitement online. Usually used as a hint to say when ones horny.

(Can be used by both genders)
Sexual Excitment

John: DUDE. SERANA WANTS TO BANG THIS WEEKEND ;D

Matt: haha! Congrats man, finally losing ur vcard. Nice text boner btw....

Hint at being horny.

Jack: MAN YOUR JUST SOO FUCKING HOT. ;3

Hope: Hehe thanks:3 I may show you a little something later if you're still horny ;)
by Kayleon December 4, 2013
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Term Paper text

Noun Any text that you receive that takes up more than 3 individual text messages often comes during a argument with a significant other
dude here it comes "beep, beep, beep" you just got rocked with a term paper text its on now

dude you have 5 new texts i have no clue what order they go in it is a term paper text
by Koooooooz August 7, 2010
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Text Math

When you subtract the time between their message and your response so as to avoid the following: seeming desperate, sounding actually upset at them, desperate, glad that someone cared enough to respond to you, desperate, and to avoid sounding desperate.

Text math is done in a number of scenarios such as during arguments with your soon-to-be ex, your parents when you're drunk, or with that co-worker when you aren't sure how exactly they got your number.
I have my response, but I need to wait 7 minutes to send it according to my text math.
by Tamed-Carrot May 17, 2018
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