A cheap biscuit because McVities get all the broken biscuits, mash them together, add some stork margarine and loads of ground ginger to hide the taste of the other biscuits.
by Food hound January 14, 2023

When Larry was losing a fight a stranger yelled from a far always take the biscuit fam, Larry suddenly became a fucking Ninja Master and kicked the shit out of his opponents.
by D_A_M_3727 May 31, 2018

by irene’sdefs March 29, 2022

Friend 1: Man I'm hungry as a mfer.
Friend 2: me too I got my old lady's biscuit ticket lets go to piqqly wiqqly
Friend 2: me too I got my old lady's biscuit ticket lets go to piqqly wiqqly
by whitedevil666 May 17, 2016

unadventurous, tedious sexual activity restricted to the missionary position in a libido-sapping, grinding tedium where the only respite is found in conjured images of grocery shopping lists.
by wiretapper October 24, 2016

Ic3 male who you may come across anywhere in London, usually on foot or in a rental. Usually brings vibes to wherever he goes and you can hear a pin drop when he enters a room. He has a lot of girls from all over the globe crazy over him.
There’s that biscuit guy again
by Yo123456 November 23, 2021

(Used as an insult) A trail biscuit is a very Stale or dull person you keep around when you have nothing to do or have anyone else to hang out with, a kind of Hail Mary to Boredom.
by 3lfrieda27 January 29, 2022
