Angry squadmate

When you cum on a friends controller mid game of battlefield.

"What the Fuck Sean, was there any need for the angry squadmate there. It's in my fucking hair!"

by Shuffs655m April 19, 2018

angry carpet

when you drop a wet lolly on the carpet then the fluff sticks to it you shove it up your ass and suck the shite off it

i had an angry carpet lolly

by bbbyyy177 November 12, 2023

Long range angry dolphin

When you fire a nerf dart at a foe and it wedges itself in between their butt cheeks or inserts itself completely

We were nerf battling and the bastard gave me the old long range angry dolphin.

by Aeden Kirin June 21, 2017

Angry Mermaid

When 2 dudes ejaculate into the ears of a girl who is sitting poolside and then shove her under the water so the semen starts to rise out of her ears and appears as smoke.

The way the semen came out of her ears when she was under the water made her look like an angry mermaid!

by Monster Kyle October 6, 2022

angry volcano

You're giving him a hand-job. Just before he comes, you dip your other hand in the open jar of chili sauce and quickly change hands. He'll huff and puff just like a volcano, and when the sperm mixes with the chili sauce it looks exactly like lava!

My boyfriend try to do the Batman on me last night, but I beat him to it by doing the angry volcano!

by Just for funz. July 24, 2017

Angry Narwhal

When you are beyond pissed off and jam your erect penis into the eye of your significant other while making whale noises.

Last night I lost a game of Rainbow Six Siege, so I did the angry narwhal to my little sister.

by MrGhosty December 3, 2021

angry polack

Any polish person but especially the women. They are all angry and mentally unstable filthy women and will terrify the bravest of souls. Their only redeeming quality is they are superior in bed and are very slutty

Don’t mind her she’s an angry polack, she’s always mad.

by The_real_ask_jeeves July 18, 2024