boner shrinker

When someone in your group is no fun and tries to ruin the fun for the group.

We were at the strip club and Norman was being such a boner shrinker and wouldn't stop talking about his problems.

by moabjen August 12, 2015

Gnome Sprinkles

n. urban dictionary words and definitions that contain superior language that reveals a truth or piece of wisdom.

Wow! That word/definition is covered in Gnome Sprinkles.

by randomglowstick November 23, 2015

Double Stink Bomb

The act when one person takes a shat in another person's anus, thus the name double stink bomb.

Joe: Bruh, did you get you some last night?
Tom: Oh yeah, she was pretty kinky though, so I gave her the ole double stink bomb.

by Thunder Muff September 2, 2016

brown sprinkler

Originating in Louisville, Kentucky.

noun. Meaning, explosive diarrhea

"I ate some bad shrimp and now I have the brown sprinkler."

by Minstrelminor May 16, 2016

foot stink

When your feet really need a wash. They really smell and Oder eaters can help.

Holy shit!! You got some bad foot stink

by Yh fam that's me May 30, 2016

Turd Sprinkle

When you take a shit and browse memes on your phone. Somehow you end up with a boner and have to visit the hub to satisfy your nasty male tendencies. If your toilet paper is 1-ply, then you know your man milk will shoot right through that sucker. so you finish in the toilet right on top of your logs, thus frosting the fecal cake.

Mike said he was taking a shit, but he's been in there too goddamn long. I think he's doing the ol' turd sprinkle.

by Aeserius December 10, 2016

Dingle Sprinkle

A synthetic rainbow sprinkle lodged in the crevice of the buttocks, after swimming in a pool of fake sprinkles.

"I wiped my arse only to find dingle sprinkles"

by Cillian_Byrne May 21, 2017