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special male friend

n. Related to the special lady friend, a not-quite-boyfriend of a female.
An ideal application would include the female and male knowing each other for a while, possible having dated for a brief time, still fucking around once in a while, and being generally close friends, but still remaining single.
Originating from the film "The Big Lebowski".
Bill knows he is only her special male friend, she is
definiately a puma and can't be tamed.
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The Canine Special

Liberally apply peanut butter to your dick and call over the family dog. Lick Fido lick! Good Dog. Arf!

Also reffered to as the skippy
That black lab loves the canine special.
The Canine Special by Matt May 13, 2005

sunrise special 

The art of farting in ones vehicle as you pull into the driveway to park. Leaving the pure death of fart smell for the morning ride to the office
Yo Da_BuzZ I hope you enjoy the sunrise special tomorrow!
sunrise special by b0bberts June 10, 2008

after-school special 

a period of unemployment, often in the form of funemployment, directly following one's graduation from college
The weeks, months, and eventually years following his graduation binge drinking and loft parties. Nobody was sure quite how this after-school special would end.
after-school special by Elliott September 21, 2006

The Ronald McDonald Special 

The practice of jizzing all over a girl's face, blinding her, then punching her in the nose hard enough to draw blood and finishing by shoving a french fry up her ass.
MMM MMM GOOD!
She gave bad head, so I gave her the Ronald McDonald Special. Shit was hot, son.

Early Bird Special

When an older gentleman goes down on his female companion without his dentures.
Gabriel's bruxism never gets in the way of a good early bird special. He just takes out his teeth and goes to town.
Early Bird Special by Emilizzo December 25, 2009

special cake 

the stuff carl brings back from amsterdam init.
look, carls brought back bare special cake
lets eat bare special cake
special cake by Ed November 20, 2004