September 16th

kiss a guy who’s names starts with a J. 😘👍🏻

kiss someone who’s name starts with a J on september 16th

by Jameson smith the fifteenth September 16, 2022

Sexless September

U can't do it all of September.

Every single kindergartener destroys sexless September.......hopefully

by Basscrack November 12, 2019

September 17

Birthday of cool people. Apparently also some kind of (inter?)national hug your loved one(s) day. And a pretty common birthday. Nevertheless, it is the day true awesomeness was invented, and anyone born on this day is one hell of a cool bastard.

I was born on September 17th therefore this is nothing but truth. I know stuff

by LeoTheKilljoy January 6, 2024

september 27

This day is fuck your homie day. Go out and fuck any of your homies without question.

yooo its september 27 lets go fuck

by Bunda Hunter September 25, 2023

September 17

Kiss a guy who’a name starts with J

On September 17 kiss a someone with a name that starts with j

by 2valid✅ September 16, 2022

september

NO SIMP SEPTEMBER

“can you hangout tonight?”

“nah man i’m seeing my girlfriend”

“but it’s no simp September! you can’t simp for this whole month!”

by kingrobert September 29, 2020

September 11th

This day is mostly known for hot cross bun day. But yet people talk about the twin towers like no one cares, those towers got hit by like a plane or something. Remember, when it’s September 11th, just remember to remind people of hot cross bun day.

Random: September 11th is a day to remember

Me: yeah, it hot cross bun day

Random: bro what? It’s the day that the World Trade Center got hit

Me: What do yo mean? Its hot cross bun day. Who cares about some planes going into buildings?

Random: bro don’t talk to me

Me: ok. Happy hot cross bun day

by Epicgamer33 August 8, 2022