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Mesozoic Death Roll
When one is nearing the end of intercourse, the two partners lay on their bellies, and the woman shoots period blood out to attract the male predator. The man proceeds to pounce on her back, thrusting his penis in her vagina and shooting a huge load into her as he rolls her like a crocodile performing a death roll.
Friend 1: Hey, wanna hang out?
Friend 2: Sorry I can't, my dick is immobilized because I performed the Mesozoic Death Roll on some bitch last night.
Friend 2: Sorry I can't, my dick is immobilized because I performed the Mesozoic Death Roll on some bitch last night.
Mesozoic Death Roll by facefuckingheadpusher June 13, 2018
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Pumpkin Cream Roll
After kidnapping the most basic Ugg-wearing white girl you can find in Starbucks, the man places the girl on a blanket, covers her in pumpkin spice and then jizzes on her. Once fully coated he then proceeds to roll her tight and put her in the freezer to firm up for serving at the family Thanksgiving dinner.
Mom was so happy this thanksgiving.
Oh yes, especially after you gave her a slice of that amazing Pumpkin Cream Roll.
Oh yes, especially after you gave her a slice of that amazing Pumpkin Cream Roll.
Pumpkin Cream Roll by SnartFartCart November 27, 2019
Mongolian Tootsie Roll
When you take a steaming shit and wrap it in toilet paper, then place it on the top of the toilet for the next user to enjoy.
Mongolian Tootsie Roll by Suspensee October 6, 2020
Sucks to Roll Hard
Exactly what it sounds like! Was originated by the crew at Fluid MotorUnion, a lot of people asked why do you do what you do?
They said, it sucks to roll hard!
Usually used frequently by Fluid MotorUnion and others in the automotive industry.
They said, it sucks to roll hard!
Usually used frequently by Fluid MotorUnion and others in the automotive industry.
Shop Mom: Why do you guys lower these cars so much and keep breaking parts constantly? Isn't it useless?
Fluid MotorUnion owner: It sucks to roll hard Ma.
Fluid MotorUnion owner: It sucks to roll hard Ma.
Sucks to Roll Hard by Fluid MotorUnion December 29, 2009
japanese rick roll
You roll your dick in seaweed and then make the girl eat it off your dick while listening to "never gonna give you up" by rick astley
japanese rick roll by chinofucker69 October 19, 2008
slow your roll
Slow your roll means to "slow your role." or chill the fuck out.
(background)
A commonly misunderstood slang term due to that fact that it is often mispelled. Although a valid interpretation is possible with the incorrect spelling intact, the phrase makes little sense to individuals who are less knowledgeable.
(background)
A commonly misunderstood slang term due to that fact that it is often mispelled. Although a valid interpretation is possible with the incorrect spelling intact, the phrase makes little sense to individuals who are less knowledgeable.
Black Guy: Yeah 'B', i had to tell them niggas at work to slow they rolls na'mean
White guy: Yeah! But why would they want to lessen the amount of money they make?
Black Guy: Na bruh' I mean CHILL the fuck out.
White guy: But how are they susposed to get diamonds if they are making less money?................
White guy: Yeah! But why would they want to lessen the amount of money they make?
Black Guy: Na bruh' I mean CHILL the fuck out.
White guy: But how are they susposed to get diamonds if they are making less money?................
slow your roll by treanglin July 28, 2004