Retard 

Someone that thinks only black people can be oppressed.

Jessica thinks only black people can be oppressed, shes a retard.

Retard by CockAndBallTorture32 July 20, 2020

Alibaster Retard 

A person that walks around with a smile so strange, They come off as a mentally ill.

''look at that bloke''.
''A bloody 'alibaster retard' If you ask me''.

Alibaster Retard by X Typhus X July 20, 2009

remotely retarded 

a person who has trouble working a remote to other people's expense. Can refer to telivision or gaming consoles.

dude 1- "something is wrong with your remote. It wont change channels."

dude 2- "Nothing is wrong with it, your just remotely retarded."

dude 1- "Shut up."

remotely retarded by jacob1012 December 4, 2009

mojo retard 

Ghost of Someone thats actually there

Argh its a mojo retard

mojo retard by bazcazmmaz March 29, 2014

social retard 

social retard

(semi-offensive term):

a) (offensive ): A person in North America, born after 1970, who is past 18 years of age and who is still virgin for non religious, non family, non endo-ethnic arranged marriage reasons.

b) a person in North America who was born after 1950, who was never mentally ill, yet who never had any close friends either when they were a bratager and idiotager, and turned out fine when they became young adults.

Among modern North American teenagers obsessed with such sociological concepts as swag and yolo, it is not royal flush to be a social retard under definition a), unless you want to, on your own free will, for who knows what reason, to star in the remake of the movie The 40 Year Old Virgin.

social retard by Uncle Dimma September 11, 2014

L Retard, What Are You Saying 

A term that is used when one is making zero sense, and you must prove the point to them that you cannot understand them.

insert person rambling nonsense
L Retard, What Are You Saying? I Can’t Understand You, You Slimy, Dripping Garbage Bag.

L Retard, What Are You Saying by pussypopstar August 2, 2022

Big ol beta cuck retard 

Someone who is straight trash at their hobbies, but boasts about being the best.

Man that coon George is a big ol beta cuck retard
If you call me a big ol beta cuck retard im finna swing

Big ol beta cuck retard by bibbety bap boom pow November 2, 2016