Eating a girl out while she’s driving.
by Tomtom 6767 July 24, 2018
The act of one sitting on the floor and scooting backwards while releasing copious amounts of shit out of their asshole, the top of their ass cheeks will smear the shit flattening the poop, thus paving a road, hence the name, "Road Paving" and if you want to take it to the next level (FOR EXPERTS ONLY) you can beat your dick and cum in a straight line which will then make a line in the middle of your road.
by smegmatary June 23, 2025
Hump in the road is a sex position where the women lay on her stomach and the man will be on top of her
by Hades98 June 14, 2021
by Miyahh June 26, 2018
A person or persons whom ride pedal bikes aggressively. They usually ride in neighborhoods, or where people are around. Rarely do they ride in rural areas. They are attention seekers, and like to be witnessed. Also, riding makes them horny, and they are big fans of Patrick Swayze.
Neighbor 1: "Did you see Chad and Stacy today?"
Neighbor 2: "Yeah man! A couple of Road Horses!"
Neighbor 1: "I heard they have vibrating bicycle seats!"
Neighbor 2: "Typicsl Road Horse, I wish I was one."
Neighbor 2: "Yeah man! A couple of Road Horses!"
Neighbor 1: "I heard they have vibrating bicycle seats!"
Neighbor 2: "Typicsl Road Horse, I wish I was one."
by PissTank May 19, 2015
by Raykay47indahouse January 11, 2016
"Look at this person behind me, right up my arse- close enough to have road sex( didn't even buy me a drink first)"
by Martyn71 May 14, 2025