I gotta put that stuff in Maggie's eye

A catch-all saying used to refer to a task that needs to get done but you have no intention of doing.

My wife: have you not been taking your blood pressure medication?
Me: shit, yeah...I gotta put that stuff in Maggie's eye

by Bigdadbiv May 26, 2021

put a sock in it

Stop talking

Here's a sentence using "put a sock in it":

* The librarian shushed the chattering students, "Put a sock in it, everyone! Others are trying to read."

by Arminkshipper July 17, 2024

Ima put this slime on u

IMA PUT THE SLIME ON U IMA PUT THE SLIME ON U

Put this sliiiiiiime this sliiiiiiime on youuu ima put this slime on u ima put the slime on u slime over here slime over there brrtyjfhc slime on u

by Gnomiga September 3, 2023

Putting the boots on

Making the first move.

''Owen isn't putting the boots on with her.''

by iforgotwhich10 February 6, 2024

Putting green

When several men line up from smallest to tallest from 10 feet away and see who can ejaculate the closest to the ladies mouth.

Teebow won 500 bucks because he made a hole-in-one when we performed a putting green on his grandmother.

by wiseacrobat April 22, 2023

Putting in work

When you put in mad work for something to get cash Ex: killing an opp could be putting in work for the gang

When you put in mad work for something to get cash Ex: killing an opp could be putting in work for the gang
“How’s it goin fam” reply “pretty good g just putting in mad work for that bread”

by Wassistheway October 3, 2020

put that shit in the bag

To be told to shut up or stop talking about something; to be informed that ones opinion in something is not good.

“I hope Jose asks me out this weekend.”
“Jose? He’s gay, didn’t you know?”
“Sweetie, put that shit in the bag.”

by Surfpenis October 17, 2020