Pissing in the yard

To pity someone, which we NEVER DO...NEVER PISS IN THE YARD.

JIM: Dawg, I know the breakup was hard.... I am pissing in the yard for you.
TOM: DOOOD!!!! we NEVER EVER, PISS IN THE YARD.

by EDDYBOI821 June 10, 2021

Kindy Pissing

The act of urinating with your pants around your ankles

We caught Matt in the middle of the night kindy pissing in the corner of the room the grub

by Ajfades June 19, 2021

piss shy

Unable to urinate in the presence of other people e.g. at a urinal

The guy next to me at the urinal seemed to think I was some sort of perv but I was just piss shy

by MadMatLondon May 29, 2021

Piss Jynx

When one person announces they have to take a piss and then makes someone else want to take a piss as well.

Person 1: Man I gotta piss

Person 2: ...shit now I gotta piss..

Person 3: You got piss jynxed!

by YourDemonic April 10, 2023

Piss Magnet

The legendary piss magnet was discovered by Fin and Samuel, legend has it that if you piss in the right spot, it opens a portal to the shadow realm and is never to be seen again, there is only one known survivor of the shadow realm the legendary sorcerer Fetel.

Wow there's the piss magnet one of the 8 wonders of the world

by Christopher Columbus_1451 April 17, 2023

Pissed in the pickles

Australian slang for having said or done something that has ruined a situation.

Bob’s pissed in the pickles again. He criticised the boss in front of a client.

by Popokiwi April 21, 2023

Drago Piss

When the semi least tolerable friend of the group excuses themselves from party chat to urinate with the mic on or at times off. They key indicator of a Drago Pisser is upon coming back from urinating they ask stupid questions such as “hey yo, what time is it!?” And proceeds to obnoxiously open a new beer.

“Hey yo, where is Drago the Fago?” Lou asked.
“Taking a Drago Piss” D replied.

“Time to mute him?”

“Yeah”
*Click*
“Yo WhAT TiMe iS It!”

by DragoDiCuore May 5, 2023