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packing the turkey

Fingering someone.

Not quite stuffing the turkey (having sex). But in the ball park.
I was packing the turkey with Mia last night at a party.
by Baby Merz October 13, 2020
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Velvet Six Pack

Preforming the Velvet Hattrick twice, once the night before and again the next morning.
Guy One: "Dude, last night pulled off a Velvet Hattrick!!"
Guy Two: "You think that's something? This morning I completed a Velvet Six Pack!!!"
by BigT588 July 15, 2018
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The Proton Pack

The sexual act of shotgunning smoke or vapor up the "backdoor" then immediately slamming a plug or member in behind it to keep said gas static in the colon to absorb rectally.
"MY new girl is wild! She wanted me to use the proton pack on her last night!"
by kobater3 May 23, 2023
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Packing-House

n. traditionally known as a meat packing plant where meat is packed and stored for sale. However this definition is derived from the girl who lets any meat get 'packed' in her house on the regular or from many men either daily are at once; otherwise known as a whore, slut or promiscuous female. Or a promiscuous male, jigalow, or male whore.
"Honey that girl is a packing-house"
That boy makes his living by being a packing-house.
by DC303 May 1, 2011
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Packing

Packing is a type of roasting people, Created by a discord trend.
Yo bro i love packing people! its so fun roasting people online!
by ADudeOnDictonary April 30, 2023
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Packing lunch

To start putting on a weight usually a gut.

One might also refer to someone's gut or give said individual the nickname lunch man
person A: Joe has always been thin.
Person B: Not recently, now he is packing lunch.
by BobVance April 11, 2008
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Packing the musket

The act of having anal sex while the other party is constipated.
Dumb thick Karen was constipated for 3 days so i had no other choice but to started packing the musket.
by jimlahey_securingthabag January 3, 2020
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