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by txike April 3, 2018
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Immigrant Phone

An older-model mobile phone that has been unlocked and is usually on a pay-as-you-go contract. So called because it can be used by transient people who don't have enough documents to be eligible for a contract.
"Wow, look at that ancient phone. Who uses one of those these days?"
"It's an immigrant phone, what do you expect?"
by Finger Jokey September 19, 2012
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Phone

A mind-control device. When used frequently it can destroy your eyes.
I played games on my phone until I resembled a goggle-eyed monster.
by CrazyGurl1589 May 26, 2021
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Phone Plop

The sound you hate to hear as your phone lands in the toilet, as you were positioning the ass gasket on a public toilet. This can also be achieved while tossing ones cookies into same bowel. Caused by achieving Critical Splash Angle.
Dude 1 " Dude, this guy was ralphing so hard in the stall next to me, I swear I heard a Phone Plop."
Dude 2 "Tequila"
by Zahang August 20, 2013
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Phone-ner

Getting an immense stiffy from talking to a hot ass girl....or guy! on the Phone
Also can be used when checking a Girl out while talking to somebody else on the Phone.
Dude:Wat are u wearing
Hot Babe:Clothes
Dude:Phone-ner!!!!!
by The Negronemo December 13, 2009
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Australian Phone Call

A message from down under, i.e, someone farts in your ear. aka, Aussie Call.
I got an ear infection because Dave gave me an Australian phone call at his daughters’ 5th birthday.
by PaneraBoy January 7, 2024
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