Noah

Noah is a person who could literally stab you in the back of the hand, and you'd still be best friend's with him

You may have stabbed me in the back of the hand, and I may be bleeding out, but at least we're still friends Noah

by SageEmpires January 1, 2023

Noah

Might be gay we don't know but likes diddeling people (not women) also enjoys say gex. Builts boat and leaves you. kinda funny sometimes and, quite the exquisite spesimen and always say some gay shit beuse funny.

Noah are you fucking gay?

by Degenerate_HH January 13, 2025

noah

arse so fat its bigger than a nuke it will explode ur face becuase you are deffos gay

Noah has a fat arse

by hot alpha male May 18, 2022

Noah

Noah is better than matthew. Matthew is fatter

Matthew: I'm fat
Noah: I know

by BickyGlicky August 8, 2021

Noah Chapman

Consumer of all burgers 🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔

Noah Chapman is a fat pig

by mobywoodspeem July 24, 2025

You're only saying it because I said it about Noah

In the same way they are only fucking him because they "like retards and he has a big dick"

Hym "You're only saying it because I said it about Noah. And I don't just have to accept it and shut up about it because it makes your fucking slut daughter cry. She is going to pay the price for you trying to force me to be worse than that fucking cripple. And even if it isn't HER it'll be maybe the little girl who wasn't listening to her mother as she chased the dog barking at me right as she gets within arms reach. You fucks need to stop trying to act tough because you were crying like a bitch a second. No I am not going to 'learn how to talk to women' and no I'm not going to let you turn what is happening to me into a good thing at my expense. And I don't trust you enough to tell me whether or not your kids get murdered after you arrest me. I'll just assume it's the case."

by Hym Iam July 1, 2025

Noah Dance

Noah dance is a celebrity from wellington new Zealand. Known for his scootering, a sponsored scooter rider world renowned for his skill at extreme sport. Has a deep affection for Mexican midget porn, also has sexual relations with scooters. Likes to draw on walls, and kiss dudes. Noah Dances have a slight taste of fried chicken, and has a raisin for a penis. Has a history with jews.

“Noah dance is a lanky nonce”

by Lil boiiiiii April 18, 2022