noah

literally the finest man on earth who’s talking to the best girl on the planet

noah is a fan man

by noah’s biggest fan May 30, 2023

Noah

Noah's are the sweetest guys you'll ever meet they are very close to girls and not really close to guys but if they love someone they love them , and only them they don't care about people's opinions. if you're dating a noah you're lucky as fuck ( im lucky af ) they are always the sweetest person you'll meet

Girl 1 :"omg u always hang out with noah is he your bf"

girl 2: " I wish , hes just a friend but he has a gf"
girl 1: "she must be so lucky"
I love noah

by Anyaseo June 4, 2023

Noah Hammond

Traveller who frequently trespasses across people's borders but it's ok bcos he's irish

There is a Noah Hammond over there!!!!!

by blazematttttttttt June 14, 2023

Noah

Nice but mostly annoying ass dude that everyone likes for some reason, nobody admits to his assholeness.

Guy one: Yoo Noah's so cool bro!
Guy two : Yeah!
Guy three: Wtf is wrong with you guys? The guy's horrible!

by your__pseudonym__ June 15, 2023

Noah

A selfish piece of shit that only thinks of himself and doesn’t care about anyone around him. Noah is definitely not the type of guy you want to be around, because he’s unfunny and retarded. This is why Noah gets absolutely no bitches, and even if he does talk to some girls, he scares them away after a few days of them talking to his boring personality. If you do meet a kind hearted and genuine guy named Noah, you’re definitely a lucky person, because those people are hard to find.

Girl 2: What happened to that guy you were talking to?
Girl 1: He’s a total weirdo!
Girl 2: No wonder his name is Noah.

by dreadheadlover545 June 17, 2023

Noah-bend

Moses bending over Noah's boat while licking a giraffes cock and eating a elephants left ball.

"have you seen the story about Noah-bend?"

by hendre@ gmail. hendre June 18, 2023

Noah Stolish

Noah Stolish aka skeezy, bonpeezy and ronclee you may see him down the local d’s 6 pack and dogs or you may see him trying to steal your Amazon package off your front porch… regardless of where you see him just know that he is more likely than not high on copious amounts of drugs and armed with stolen guns from dunhams in Monroeville so if you see bon6eezy out and about do not approach him or try to communicate with him find a safe location and call the local authorities

Sir yief: yo you seen Noah Stolish was tryna steal my package I caught him on the ring camera

Dae: damn skee a bum

by EricsHersheyKiss June 24, 2024