A pirate shredder is when a female is performing oral sex with cap'n crunch in her mouth and when you ejaculate you scream swab the deck then continue to ejaculate blood all over her body as if she was being shot with cannon balls.
You : yo I was fucking lindsay lastnight and she gave me a pirate shredder.
Ya boi: yo for real?
You : yeah there was blood everywhere.
Ya boi: yo for real?
You : yeah there was blood everywhere.
by A well known wigger March 31, 2021

One of the most badass people in the world, they sail seas, drink ale and rum, and their worst enemy is the ninjas.
Beware of them, they quite often get what they want, and almost never fail.
Beware of them, they quite often get what they want, and almost never fail.
by Vulpis Malos September 15, 2016

Did you hear Billie's single, What Was I Made For?
Yeah. I sobbed for hours.
billie eilish pirate baird o'connell is the best girl to ever exist.
Yeah. I sobbed for hours.
billie eilish pirate baird o'connell is the best girl to ever exist.
by vi's hexstrap November 9, 2023

All of the other definitions are grossly inaccurate for Dirty Pirate Hooker, this is the one true definition. A Dirty Pirate Hooker is a prostitute, escort, or some other woman who accepts cash, gifts, or other valuables in exchange for whoring her body out; what separates a Dirty Pirate Hooker from a regular prositute however is the fact that she has significantly more paid for sex with clientele who are significantly bigger sleezy perverts (making the Dirty Pirate Hooker Dirty); finally their are distinguishing marks such as stab wounds, bite marks, perhaps missing appendages, an eye-patch, etc. which makes said Dirty Pirate Hooker somewhat resemble a pirate of folklore.
Her name was Cinammon, she came to our hotel room in Vegas to entertain us, the apprehension she had of us, the stab wounds, and skankiness told us that she wasn't only a stripper, she was indeed a Dirty Pirate Hooker.
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