creamy mud pie

When a man cums on a woman's asshole and pussy.

I was fucking my girl so good last night and I came a huge load all over her asshole and pussy. It was the biggest creamy mud pie I'd ever given her.

creamy mud pie by Michael Palmer and Maria Short March 25, 2009

Greek mud sausage  

When a man is anal pounding a greek hottie, he pulls out and slaps her in the face with his shitty dick while ejaculating

Susan got Greek mud sausage from the whole football team

Greek mud sausage by herth November 2, 2007

if not, then flip her over and play in the mud. 

a female is to young to have pubic hair so you should do her in the ass.

If somebody says "if there is grass on the field play ball" but there is no grass on the field a response is "if not, then flip her over and play in the mud."

if not, then flip her over and play in the mud. by R-DoggCA August 31, 2008

Arabian Mud Pretzel 

Alright, first you flip that, then press that. Then as you and your significant, or insignificant, other are going doggy style (anal) you pull her arms out, scream "AHLAH BOUACKBA" and push in so hard that she shits all over your dick.

Me and my girlfriend made an Arabian Mud Pretzel last night.

Arabian Mud Pretzel by avaz1243 March 8, 2011

Okiepinokie mud slide 

Anally fucking a bitch with diahrea at the same time she's taking that liqud dump.

"Hey Billy" I fucked that bitch in the arse last nite while she was having diahrea, I was slipping & sliding all over the place just like the Okiepinokie mud slide.

Okiepinokie mud slide by beasty boys from Campeche August 23, 2009

Mississippi Mud Slide 

an act which enlists a group of posh, pretentious twats, who, usually, know each other from the villages' local cricket teams. Said twats get naked, and all do a shit on a long peice of heavy duty plastic which is laid out down the length of one's garden. They then proceed to take turns in running up to and sliding down the plastic, which by now is covered in shit.

posh twat 1: "oh Mortimer, do join us for a Mississippi Mud Slide on Saturday after cricket."

posh twat 2 (who we now know as 'Mortimer'):"That'd be just splendid if I didn't have an infected bock boil. I'll come along for the chinwag though"

Mississippi Mud Slide by el kizzle May 2, 2009

Mississippi Mud Slap 

When the male partner has diareha and shits in the female partners mouth. The the female opens her mouth and the male dips his nut sack in her mouth. Then slaps the female in the face with it. Leaving a mud like substance on her face. (Mississippi Mud Slap)

I wasnt feeling too good so i gave her a Mississippi Mud Slap.

Mississippi Mud Slap by Trey1234 June 22, 2011