evil sony monster

sony, when your post count goes down due to archiving

the evil sony monster keeps stealing my posts!

by darstar November 4, 2003

Flying Spaghetti Monster

our all powerful god, the savior to us all
he is our god!!!

joe: hey did you know that the flying spaghetti monster is our god?
jessica: yeah who doesnt

by yourbroham August 14, 2017

Monsters inc nigga toes

Monsters inc nigga toes is a term used to describe men with hairy, Long, and skinny toes. The toes resemble those of mike. Wazoeski’s toes.

Tyler’s got them Monsters inc nigga toes.

by Ayushmen Trividie March 11, 2019

Virginia Monster Truck Tire

When you stand up after sex fully erect, and you clock your head on the running ceiling fan.

Example 1: I just had sex with that hot Kayla chick and after I got Virginia Monster Truck Tired. I swear I have a concussion.

Example 2: Jack fucked me but it wasn't good, the only good thing was him getting Virginia Monster Truck Tired.

by Handjizz_201 February 18, 2019

four legged shower monster

Though often forseen as inappropriate in an educational environment, a four legged shower monster is the act portrayed by two sets of legs in a single shower. though often thought of as somebody with excess limbs, a four legged shower monster is actually two separate human beings, sporking in the shower.

I thought that kid was a four legged shower monster, turns out he was pounding vag. I'm lovin this breakfast sausage.

by the big dipper February 20, 2009

so what if I'm the monster

the iconic line from our goddess gabbie hanna while explaining her song on Genius lyrics

dumbass 1: have you heard of this so what if I'm the monster meme?
*gabbie bursts through the door*
"so whAt IF I'M THE MONSTEEEEEEEAAAAR"

by chichrigga December 11, 2018

strangling the disobedient meat monster

The clinical term for "masterbation."

See fap, choking the chicken, jerkin my gerkin, spanking the monkey, whacking the weasel, jerking off, squirting the main vein, pleasuring yourself, inappropriate touching, old men, old men weiner, beating off, and animal sex.

During school, at work, and on the phone, I find myself strangling the disobedient meat monster.

by Joey Orgler 3 October 21, 2008