yo mama disease

When the screen parasites that grow from typing to much tomfoolery get inside your skin and spread to your head and legs.

Symptoms include:

Smelly breath

Yo mama

Blurred vision

Limbs falling off
Hair falling off
Cursed to never have swag again

Curses your family

Stomach pains
Headaches
Runny nose

Symptoms normally last for 5 years at a time, slowly getting worse as the time passes. It usually goes undetected for a long period of time, giving the parasites time to eat away and nest inside the brain.

“Damn this was so out of pocket.. it can’t be for real.. they must have yo mama disease!!

by Garfieldington February 16, 2024

mama cow

a mama cow is a cow that is a mom and it is a very good cow

i got some milk to sell from the mama cow

by mama cow man March 5, 2024

on my mama on my hood i look fly i look good

an iconic lyric in Charlieboy's song "I look good"
ON MY MAMA ON MY HOOD I LOOK FLY I LOOK GOOD TOUCH MY SWAG WISH YOU COULD I LOOK FLY I LOOK GOOD!

"ON MY MAMA ON MY HOOD I LOOK FLY I LOOK GOOD TOUCH MY SWAG WISH YOU COULD I LOOK FLY I LOOK GOOD! "

by mike brown1234567 March 14, 2024

Yo mama

The earth was round until yo mAMa jumped

yo mama facking jumped on my grandma and broke her back

by Yo mama and yo daddy March 20, 2024

Milk Mama

A woman who pays for a broke bruthas food

AJ hit up yo milk mama to pay for some ribs

by Notmikeperkins March 29, 2024

Moonrae Mama

I'm quiet,shy and demure lady ... NOT! I'm Moonrae Mama I'm loud, fun and will be the first to offer party planning help and advice on how to keep a low budget! She's also that type that will bring a covered dish and chatter to your guests, Party with the "Men" so I can try to stop them from doing something men only think is smart and an ambulance may be needed for and clean up before I leave
Mother and more to all age groups in all settings, just wants everyone to have a great but safe time...on a budget

Whoo hoo Moonrae Mama 's here in time to set up the food, did I tell you how much I saved on the party because she went shopping with me?"

Did you know Moonrae Mama saved my idiot husband from breaking his arm at the last party?"

by Cyndi isMe January 22, 2026

On My Mama

A term largely used by african americans when they're about to fight you or physically harm you

I'm about to mess you up on my mama

by Lalvon_Zelpharr January 30, 2026