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Matthew

He's definitely a writer. He will have writer's block 24 hours a day. Obsessed with flowers 100%. Dumb but he speaks in far too high-class terms (as if we were in the 1700s) like bro!? wtf. He's too good at s*x and with just one look from his ice blue eyes he sends you into heat.
"I got lost in Matthew's ice eyes..."
by Camopilla May 28, 2024
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Matthew

A fucking canabalistic cunt who eats his grandma’s booty for breakfast.
Matthew, the canabalistic cunt is a coon with a Virginia on his head
by Crust crab rapist February 4, 2019
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matthew deboer

a good bloke but an odd guy the same animal but a different beast
matthew deboer is washed at siege
by anonymous June 26, 2024
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matthew

a beautiful boy that is usually nicknamed “pookie”. matthew’s are perfect in every way and always smell really good. matthew’s always know how to make people laugh and are the most caring people in the world. once you find yourself a matthew make sure to hold on and never let go because they will quickly become the love of your life.
i’m in love with a matthew, i’m the luckiest girl in the world
by pookawife June 8, 2021
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Matthew Rosenstein

A young child, typically a boy, who is covered in hair from head to toe. Usually struggles to confront his true emotions towards blonde girls.
" Ay, that boy Matthew Rosenstein stays bluffing!"
by Asher Jones February 15, 2022
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Matthew

A nice small person and loves athletic sports. A Matthew is usually with someone name Blake. Matthew is someone that you will look in the eyes and fall in love with. Matthew is hilarious and usually is tanned and has hazel eyes. Matthew has dark hair and hides his feelings until someone else speaks up about it. If u like a Matthew you would have to be the first to state it then he would usually say yes. Matthew is the best boyfriend/guyfreind to have. He is very loyal and is protective when the special someone is in "harm".
Girl: she is so lucky I wish I was with him. He is so funny and cute. He is so loyal , Matthew is the best
by Stan the manxd October 30, 2018
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