A saying which is used when someone is in an awkward situation where male companions may be too close for comfort.
Usually this phrase will only be used in a joking fashion.
Litteraly meant, You are too close for comfort but it cant be helped right now.
Usually this phrase will only be used in a joking fashion.
Litteraly meant, You are too close for comfort but it cant be helped right now.
Person 1 "Lets just get in the car, al be it way too close."
Person 2 As long as balls don't touch , It's not gay.
Person 2 As long as balls don't touch , It's not gay.
by No Name EVER April 16, 2021
Get the As long as balls don't touch , It's not gay.mug. A very expensive ride you go on with Gary Ridgway on the SeaTac strip to to find a prostitute to kill or go back to one of his grave sites to have sex with the corpse
by Trailer park Jerry curl admini August 4, 2021
Get the Ridgeway ride-a-longmug. "Man I don't know know if I should sleep with him, what if he's too small?"
"Dude just do the long island tail and go from there"
"Dude just do the long island tail and go from there"
by Litlikefire July 9, 2018
Get the long island tailmug. 
by comrade323 October 18, 2015
Get the LONG LYRICS BUSINESSmug. an annoying person, with spider legs that are 81 inches long, he can either be a boy or a girl just depends if it’s trans but anyways, you get the point.
by ejjsoendnjzos February 1, 2020
Get the long body lilimug.