long distance relationslump

The toll on a couple normally kept apart by distance, now further separated by travel restrictions.

Their New York-L.A. thing had felt dynamic, sharing best-of-both with alternating weeks. After months of facetime but no actual faces, and no actual bodies, they were in a long distance relationslump.

by Monkey's Dad April 17, 2020

Wing Long

Someone with a massive schlong and would destroy max's sister

Massive schlong must be Wing Long!

by ===========8 August 21, 2021

Wing Long

Loves Max's sister

He got a massive schlong, must be Wing Long!

by ===========8 August 22, 2021

Fisher Long

Gay furry with hair. Also a twink.

Woah, damn Fisher Long that's gay I think.

by GayFag1023456 October 30, 2017

long straw

Opposite of "short straw" in the commonly known phrase

I drew the long straw and didn't need to clean the toilet today

by genius_monkey January 01, 2020

Long Shlong day

Long Shlong Day is dedicated to the very famous singer Trey songz

Becky- omg did you hear it’s Long Shlong day
Jenifer- Yeahhh we love you Trey Songz!

by 231_tng February 23, 2021

Grace Long

Very Unathletic and an extreme girly girl. She likes to deepthroat but always chokes

Grace Long deepthroats

by Zack zack moris November 22, 2017