REM job

REM stands for rapid eye movement--a sleep stage. A REM job is a colourful euphemism for sleeping--a play on the phrase rim job.

When I get home from work tonight I am gonna get the best REM job!

by Rachel182 June 13, 2007

Faux Job

The act of giving a blow job to a strap on or dildo.

Girls giving girls Faux Jobs is HOT.

by Fenixxfey June 29, 2011

Hobby Job

Any job that, while not financially rewarding, involves personal interest, thus making it worthwhile.

Jeff didn't make good money working at the mall, but he had a Hobby Job at Best Buy that allowed him to indulge his love of electronics.

by retrosexual October 27, 2005

Half-Job

A painful, unsatisfying and never ending hand job. This is due to the fact the the girl administering it has no idea what she is doing and it always ends in you saying stop or her giving up.

"Yo dude how was that girl last night"?
"It sucked all I got was a half-job"

by FuckYouErik October 29, 2011

Babsy job

Babsy job is another word for cosmetic surgery to enlarge or reduce the size of a womans breasts. In other words, a boob job.

"Shes had a blatant babsy job mate!"
"Shes in need of a babsy job."

by Lucy-lou1989 January 16, 2009

Bow Job

Using the inside of the elbow as a substitute for a hand while masturbating.

"That was quite a vigorous bow job she just gave me!"

"My hands are sore, I'll just have a bow job."

by The Bow Master May 2, 2010

Claw Job

A amputee giving a hand job using a prosthetic arm with a claw attachment.

1) She gives the best claw jobs.

2) It was a normal drab day in Speech. Then she walked in, the highlight of my day, the most beautiful girl I have ever set eyes on since Heather Mills. She was gorgeous, then see turned and I saw it. A prosthetic arm with a claw, it was angelic. I knew right then I had to get a claw job from her.

by The Herd October 16, 2008