jizz whizz

when you have a wank and let it dry on the end of ur cock then try to piss whilst the girl sucks u off

get down and give me a jizz whizz bitch

by paulyjay89 March 26, 2008

jizz mat

female or male who enjoy large quantities of sperm in their mouth or on their face

Niko, stop being such a fucking jizz mat and come here!

by scrodum tazzer August 20, 2009

jizz maup

sucking a huge cock

jizz maup and that horse

by noah is sexy September 24, 2009

Jazzyp

Trendy babe who rides lo pro and surfs on SJs

Hey, check out that Jazzyp, he be the Jazziest P I ever sawed

by BeakyHotpins January 13, 2010

Jizz-bag

To leave a used condom inside a person after sex resulting in a trip to A&E for it to be removed.

1. Dude I'm so tired, we were in A&E till 3.30 last night after I jizz-bagged this girl.

2. Less lip from you or I'll jizz-bag you later.

by The jizzbagger March 14, 2010

Jizzaide

guy ejaculates into a cup of lemonaide.

dude she totally downed my jizzaide last night

by untamed_x3 December 21, 2010

Jizzaster

any problem having to do with sexual intercourse or a relationship

That one-night stand was a jizzaster.
Wow, we should have used a condom;that could have been a jizzaster.

by Khalid Foster Wallace October 21, 2010