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Damson jammed

Damson jammed is a statement used when a female is aroused or when her pussy is throbbing.
*Brandon sends video*
Cerys: “oh daddy, I’m damson jammed.”

Brandon: wtf does that mean hahahaha
Cerys: secret
Brandon: google did not help me what a fat twat *gay ass pic of Theo pikachu*
by Pussywigga February 1, 2019
mugGet the Damson jammedmug.

puke jam

What the backup band members play when the lead singer stumbles off-stage to puke. May register both annoyance and epic heroism on the part of the remaining band members.
Even though Matthew Houck barely made it through his set, the rest of the band came through with a riotous puke jam that left the stage strewn with broken bottles, pools of whickey and an overturned drum set.
by houston-be-gone November 8, 2011
mugGet the puke jammug.

CT Jams

Also known as custom track jams. They are a competition (Cool).
I am participating in the next CT Jams! You shouldn't have revealed that information, only when the track-list is finialized. Oh.
by kiwipowergreen November 21, 2021
mugGet the CT Jamsmug.

Jammed

To be under the influence of heavy narcotics.

Mainly Oxycodone/Percocet/Morphine/etc.

In order to spot someone being totally jammed. They must be nodding off during mid-conversation, constricted pupils (almost pinpoint), and look like the usual junkie.
How many fucking op's you take? You're fucking jammed, aren't you?
by EazieWeezie July 19, 2019
mugGet the Jammedmug.

Chocolate Toe Jam

When one person jams their big toe in the other persons asshole and then the receiver of the jamming proceeds to lick it clean.
“Bro my girl gave me a Chocolate Toe Jam last night, now my asshole hurts and I have a funny aftertaste in my mouth.”
by ToeLover338 May 13, 2022
mugGet the Chocolate Toe Jammug.

bull jamming

(1) Get out there and bull and jam with intensity of action

(2) Also getting over zealous when bulling jamming and making a mess of things like in the kitchen
(1) Such as a boss saying to work crew "get out there and bull and jam!" (bull jamming)
Lets get bull jamming and make those sales crew!
(2) While making dinner last night with my wife, I broke a plate and she said stop bull jamming and clean that up!
by veracious December 13, 2018
mugGet the bull jammingmug.

Jammed

Jammed means to fail in something or do something stupid. This is Londoner slang and is used to describe something going wrong
for example, someone failed a test or dropped a glass "I can't lie you jammed that" "Eugh jammed"
by lostzuccini December 3, 2024
mugGet the Jammedmug.

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