ma-jake

the power of apparently influencing the course of events by using mysterious or supernatural forces, while simultaneously being name Jake.

His longing touch was ma-jake.

by Teefirst May 9, 2022

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Jake

Nava care bout a hoe & gets the most girls and is super fine

Mr Baboban is such a Jake he fine ash

by Jake is the best October 31, 2021

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jaked

being played and used for sex, pussy, head and/or hand just so the man is pleasured. also to be fucked anally so hard that you scream ''holy shit im being jaked.''

girl 1: ''He told me he loved me and would never leave me but after i sucked his dick and he fucked me he left me.''
girl 2: ''wow. you definetly just got jaked!''

by iheartchrystalmeth666 June 17, 2013

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Jaked

When a baby/toddler/small child takes, destroys, loses or hides your stuff (usually on purpose)

Oh shit dude! What happened to your xbox games? (Games are strung all over the floor while baby brother runs away laughing)

'Dude I just got Jaked!"

"Why didn't you answer your phone?"
"I couldn't. I got Jaked. Can't find the damn thing anywhere!"

by mumof8 October 4, 2016

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Jake

Oh man, just filled to the brim with bees. May appear intelligent but that’s because bees are very intelligent and this guy is just basically made up of bees. Will often work flowers into the conversation and be able to find which kitchen cupboard has the honey in it like immediately. Can only be destroyed by killing the queen bee at the center of his “heart” that is if his ex girlfriend left any semblance of a heart intact.

“Should we invite Jake, over?”
“No way man, I’m allergic to bees.”

by anonymous November 23, 2021

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