Jack Hillier

Jack Hillier is a sexy, former fat cunt, professional pool player and a sex God.

Jack Hillier fucked my cat

by Jack Hillier May 20, 2019

Ghost Jacking

The act of masturbating in one's sleep or while so intoxicated that you don't remember the act.

My wife said I wouldn't quit ghost jacking when I came home from the pub last night.

by Sen5ei9 September 1, 2016

jack shower

When you jerk off in the shower

I think he's taking a jack shower he's been in there for a while

by #4Choclvr September 16, 2017

jack stoner

Teacher to Chuck Norris. Baddest mother fucker around! Awesome Texan.

I wish I could be like Jack Stoner!

by Knuck Knuck May 21, 2017

Blue Jacking

when you start jacking off but can't finish.

to achieve the ultimate orgasm kirk started by blue jacking 6 times in a row before finishing himself off.

the rev was in the middle of jacking off but had to stop when someone knocked on his office door.

by dc blumpkin June 15, 2009

Straddle jack

Two men riding on a single motorcycle

“Hey Jeff, I really need a ride!”

“You can ride with me but I only have my motorcycle so we’ll have to straddle jack”
“Perfect! I love good straddle jack.”

by Ilovevds May 27, 2021

Jack Time

To shoot up a school

I’ve had enough, I can’t take it anymore, it’s time for some Jack time

by JackPavlick December 8, 2021