pancake your yam sack

The process of converting a man's genitals into pancake-like objects by applying extreme force using a blunt object (i.e, one's foot).

Betsy said to Owen, "If you don't stay away from me you creep, I'll pancake your yam sack!"

by NatlTony August 1, 2008

Ball Sack Road Rash

when you fall out of a car, bike, etc., and scrape your balls on the floor

Man we were going 80 and i fell out of the car. Got some major ball sack road rash you gotta see.

by MisterChris May 19, 2010

stuff your sorries in a sack

Usually phrased as "Stuff your sorries in a sack, mister!", it basically means "your apology is not accepted".

Originally used by the character Oscar Madison in the tv show "The Odd Couple" in the episode "Strike Up the Band... Or Else" (S5E6 October 17, 1974).

Later popularized by the character of George Costanza in the tv show "Seinfeld" in the episode "The Betrayal" (S9E8 November 20, 1997)

FELIX: I'm sorry I snapped at ya Oscar.
OSCAR: Stuff your sorries in a sack, mister!
MURRAY: Hey that's a good one Oscar!

JERRY: (To George) I said I was sorry.
GEORGE: You can stuff you sorries in a sack, mister!
JERRY: Would you please stop saying that?!

by appleye October 28, 2011

tickling my ball sack

when someone is messing with you or lying about something and you figure out

dude you got those tickets didn’t you

yeah i did
ah man you was really tickling my ball sack

by Urmomispoo69 December 21, 2018

Pancake your yam sack

The act of transforming a man's genitals into round, flat objects resembling pancakes. Usually accomplished through the application of extreme force delivered via a baseball bat or one's knee, foot, fist, or elbow.

Betsy said, "Owen, I haven't told you this before, but I have a 3rd degree black belt in Karate. If you don't keep your distance from me I will seriously pancake your yam sack."

by NIIC-T August 27, 2008

stuff your sorries in a sack

This phrase is usually used as "You can stuff your sorries in a sack, mister!", meaning that however much a person apologizes, their apology will not be accepted. Made popular by George in the Seinfeld "India" episode.

Jerry: George, I'm sorry I slept with Nina.

George: You can stuff your sorries in a sack, mister!

Jerry: I wish you'd quit saying that!

by Pork King November 10, 2005

Pinch his/her sack

(v.) Occurs when selling drugs to a sketch person that you don't know, like, or care about. The seller will take out any amount for his/her own personal use and then sell the short sack to the square who probably doesn't have a scale anyway, so don't worry.

Dealer Man: "If niggas be talkin all stupid on the phone, i pinch his/her sack."

Jose:"That freshman with the hearing aid just asked me if i could get him an 8th of whacky tobbacky. Is he for real? "
Todd: "That dude looks like Mincus from Boy Meets World, you have to pinch his sack."
Jose: "Its a done deal."

by OG Rob April 4, 2010