human hoof and mouth disease

What you may eventually contract from habitually being careless of what you say.

If chronic lack of verbal inhibition is an issue for you, one possible way to lessen the chance of coming down with human hoof and mouth disease is to wash your feet several times a day and only walk on clean surfaces.

by QuacksO April 30, 2020

humaal

she prefers to be called fatima

(VOTE FOR THIS PLEASEEEE)

humaal is so odd
humaal wants to be called fatima

by Poperson May 1, 2020

humanity

humanity was a mistake

1.humanity was a mistake

by j3mas2264 May 7, 2020

Human

You, unless you are an alien seeing this ;-;

A:Are you a human??
B: Heck no! im an alien

by AbsoutelyUndercovor July 4, 2020

human

The thing that created Urban Dictionary

You are a human!

by stefan1508 August 5, 2020

Human Capital Stock

1. Soup base made from simmering a CEO for 6 hours with aromatics such as garlic, onion, celery, carrot.

2. Employee; peon.

1. "Just simmer a while. I mean, sit there a while" John the Cannibal said to the company's chief executive as he sat in the hot tub. Human capital stock is best suited for minestrone, he thought to himself.

2. The human capital stock demand equitable rights to that of their superiors.

by TheShredderChan May 26, 2020

humaina

Sexy goddess

Woah look at that humaina

by Brummymaster69 May 30, 2020