hook-up

ur friend, ur homie

what up, hook-up
what the deal is, hook-up
how much, hook-up
response: coke

by YoungCali August 28, 2003

Hooker Top

A slutty woman, or general term used by men to address females.

David: Julie was being such a bitch today!
Levi: Yeah I know shes a total hooker top.

by The one who did the thing. September 13, 2006

The HOOK!

The Hook, or as its know in laymens terms Bendycockolitus, It's basically where your penis doesn't get hard on one side, left or right, it doesn't matter, and basically it bends to one side, thus creating a hook shape.

Woah, look at jacks penis it looks like a hook, he must have The HOOK!

by AAARG I'MA rape you loads May 11, 2010

Hook, Line and Sinker

Hook, Line and Sinker is an act of severe punishment for someone who has wronged you, or acted like a bitch in general. One or two people with restrain or "hook" the asshole. If you don't know what hook means, watch The Gangs of New York. You place index/middle fingers on the inside of someones cheek and force the mouth open, in agonizing pain. The line= pee and the sinker= poo.

Dude, Blake was being such a bitch today, Me, Tommy, Jon and Josh had to hook, line and sinker his ass. Bitch.

by OliverWilliams December 28, 2005

hookah

1.) a silly funny name for a guys dick

2.) a silly term used for having sex

also known as "hookah hookah"

GUY:- do you wanna see my hookah? after you see it you might wanna feel it all the way inside of you.....*guy pulls his penis out*
GIRL:- OMG.........it looks nice......I love your hookah

PERSON#1:- did you guys hookah last night?
PERSON#2:- yes.....we hookah'd all night long.....

GIRL:- I wanna hookah hookah tonight *girl strips naked*
GUY:- ok lemme get naked first

by marilynmansonmarilynmanson April 22, 2008

e-hooker

Someone, male or female, who uses time at work to write e-mails, be on IM, and/or check Facebook, MySpace, etc., thereby getting paid to engage in such non-work-related online activity.

Guy 1: "B only sends emails and IMs me between the hours of 8am and 5pm, Monday through Friday. What's up with that?"

Guy 2: "Maybe she just prefers to get paid to do those things...sounds like she's an e-hooker."

by Betsy D March 24, 2008

Serial Hooker

Someone who sleeps with someone for money, then after said sexual favors have been performed, kills them.

Person 1 -"Hey, yesterday I found out, my mother was a serial hooker."

Person 2- "What?"

Person 1-"Yeah, i found out that your dad paid my mother for sex, then afterwards, she killed him."

Person 2 - ":O"

by Hey how's it going June 9, 2010